One does not simply Kayak into Mordor.

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  One does not simply Kayak into Mordor.

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  Or, if you'd rather, you may walk across the Pacific Ocean, JEEEEZUS CAN TEACH YOU.

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  Kayak 2,756 miles. Much better than buying a ticket for a plane or boat.

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  №36 is just flawless

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  google will now search for chuxk norris when I'm feeling lucky is pressed

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  Kamehameha is only the second joke.

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  Hi!{:

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  Yeah because we Drive in kayaks.

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  If you drive fast enough, you maybe can drive across the ocean?

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  I wonder how long it would take...

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  0.5 mi... 0.3 mi.... 0.8 mi.... 0.1 mi..... 92 ft.... 0.1 mi.... OH GOD