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Why does she not get wet? Cause you suck in bed, asshole. Too bad, so sad. :D
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just pull your vibrator out from guineas pig ass
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You have: A) A girlfriend that is a daughter of Poseidon, Farts a lot, hits you, flirts with other guys, bleeds and ignores you, B) A guinea pig that purrs and vibrates and C) Schrodinger's Goldfish.
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This guy and his guinea pig fail
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Wait... WHY DOES YOUR GUINEA PIG VIBRATE? o_o... What the fuck?
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OMG!(oh my Godzilla)
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Why does my goldfish stay in the middle of the tank?
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Where do I start?
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Keep the Guinea Pig away from your girlfriend.
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correction: pull the vibrator out from the guinea pig's ass and put it on your girlfriend's crotch. or if she's really kinky, just use the vibrating pet.
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That sounds like a horrible girlfriend and a great Guinea pig.
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Because you are a failure. Because she is not a girl. Because it is cold. Because she is abusive. Because she is bored with you. Because it is scrounging for scraps. Because it could not find any scraps. Because it is happy. Because she is actually a human being and contains blood. Because she dislikes humans.
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Only in australia.
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Windows help feature: Is your guinea pig connected to a socket and switched on? Yes? Well that explains everything... Windows help feature can as usual not help you solving your problem... its kinda late...
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Answer to all: because they use(d) sex toys.
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Vibrating Guinea pig... best search ever...
Why does she not get wet? Cause you suck in bed, asshole. Too bad, so sad. :D